ALL STRETCH GOALS UNLOCKED! 100K!!!!!!
about 1 month ago
– Sat, Oct 12, 2024 at 03:31:41 PM
Golly Bob Howdy, we did it! 100k! We're talkin' bigtime stretch marks, buddy! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!
With those new shiny foil stamps and gold-gilded edges, people are gonna think yer a celebrity! Lifestyles of the rich and faintest! Magazines!
And Vern, if yer lucky, you'll be walkin' to the mailbox lookin' disheveled--like always--and the next thing you know... SNAP! Yer on the cover of one of them hemorrhoids yer so fond of!
And guess what?! A little birdie told me about a little secret event comin' up...
I'll let you know more about that right here in the update section, real soon!
Vernon... is that punch over there?!